Sunday night, during the weekly episode ReWatch party in the chatroom, members developed a ranking of the 15 X-Files actors according to total sexiness. This, of course, is a fun response to our affiliate XFilesNews.com, who published an article on the total sexiness of the actresses in X-Files. Therefore, in the interest of equal opportunity for the male beauty in the series, we undertook the task of preparing the list.
After much deliberation, and with no scientific method involved (but several baudy remarks), here is the list of the Sexiest actors of The X-Files.
15. Fredric Lehne (Young Arthur Dales: The Unnatural – season 6). The ladies of the chatroom nominated Lehne for his rugged good looks and an ability to show his tender side. He looks good in a uniform too. Shallow? Yes, we are. But we are right!
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14. Seth Green (Emil: Deep Throat - season 1). Beneath the horrible hair and flannel overshirt he wore during his appearance on X-Files lurked a cutie. Seriously, Seth Green is CUTE! Don’t you just want to hug the guy? Or maybe you want more?
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- 13. Brendan Beiser (Agent Pendrell). Agent Pendrell has a serious case of the hots for Agent Scully. Alas, he only gets lucky in fanfiction. All that charm and unrequited love in the tv series gets him a spot here on the list.
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12. Cary Elwes (FBI Assistant Director Brad Follmer – Season 9). Ok, confess. How many times did you look at AD Follmer and think of naughty jokes about “swordplay” and wish he would say, “As you wish” to Agent Reyes? Nothing like a good Princess Bride fantasy!
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11. Adam Baldwin (Knowle Rohrer; Department of Defense). Supersoldier. Super human. Super what else? Makes a girl wonder!
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10. Shia LaBeouf (Ritchie Lupone: The Goldberg Variation - Season 7). Making it in at the number 10 spot is the Transformers action hero. He was a little kid on The X-Files, but today he is starring with some of the hottest stars in Hollywood.
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9. John Hawkes (Phillip Padgett: Milagro - Season 6). All that intensity, all that imagination, that way Padgett has with words. Add smoldering dark gazes and we have our next entry on the sexiest men list.
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8. Jesse L. Martin (Josh Exley: The Unnatural - Season 6). This is for those of us who have actually watched the MIDDLE of The Unnatural episode. Martin’s Exley made us cry, and made us want more. (What? We meant more singing! What did you think we meant?)
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7. Mitch Pileggi (Assistant Director Walter Skinner). All it took was one scene from “Avatar” to hook the viewers. You know the one we mean. The one where we got to see Mr. Hardbody Marine.
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Luke Wilson (Sheriff Hartwell: Bad Blood - Season 5). To quote Scully, “Hooboy.” We suggest you forget Edward Cullen. THIS is the sexy vampire!
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5. Rodney Rowland (Ed Jerse: Never Again – Season 4). Rowland makes the top five by appearing in some of the most sensual moments in X-Files. Scully experienced real pleasure with Ed Jerse, by getting a tattoo. And it was only a tattoo, thanks to a script rewrite.
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4. Ryan Reynolds (Jay DeBoom: Syzygy – Season 3). Milk. It does the body good. Little Ryan turned into quite a man.
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3. Nicholas Lea (Alex Krycek). Remember that kiss between Krycek and Marita? Yeah, we do too. That was easily one of the hottest scenes on the show.
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2. Robert Patrick (Agent John Doggett). Doggett has the eyes, the toughness, the brawn – but he also has honor, integrity, dependability, and hidden depths. John Doggett is definitely hot.
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1. David Duchovny (Agent Fox Mulder). No big surprise here – Mulder takes the number one spot among the women of the chatroom. Intense, smart, witty, sexy…what’s not to love? Then to top it all off, he has a way with words. Who wouldn’t be won over by, “Even when the world was falling apart, you were my constant. My touchstone.” Scully was, and we were too.
